BoBo’s Blog-O-Rama

Well, it’s been quite a while since there has been a new story here. I’m sorry for that. But now there is a new ROBOFAN story once again. So hooray for that.

Oh, and if you can’t tell what I’m making fun of in this story, you have been living in a cave. That or you are dense as hell:P

That said, this isn’t the funniest thing I have ever written, but I’m sure some of you will appreciate it. Considering I wrote it in about 30 minutes. By the way, it might be helpful to go back into the archives and re-read at least the last story and refresh your brain on what happened. This story will make more sence that way.

So here you go.

Well shit, it’s been forever since I’ve typed crazy shit up here for y’all to read. So I will use todays entry to get everyone back up to date in all the affairs you have missed hearing in the last couple of months.

Here are the lyrics to the much anticipated song, The Ballad of the ROBOFAN. Wich will be available on the ROBOFAN: The Movie soundtrack. If you want a copy, ask:P

So let me know what you think!

Here it is. The moment you’ve all been waiting for. The much anticipated, and much heralded, seventh chapter in the epic saga that is ROBOFAN. If you are new to the game, I suggest reading all the other ROBOFAN stories starting with the first. ROBOFAN II: Gatsby’s revenge.

So gather round kiddies. It’s story time!

This week, sometime before Sunday, the newest installment of ROBOFAN shall arrive. I know everyone has been dripping with anticipation waiting for the arrival of the next story. And your wait will soon be over. ROBOFAN VII is comming soon. I won’t say what it will be about, so as not to ruin the suprise, but it will be possibly the funniest one yet since I’ve had so long to think about it:)

Here’s the rest of what I’ve been doing lately:

Yep, it’s here. The day that celebrates the slaughter of millions of turkeys. Or millions of hogs if your family prefers ham. I love thanksgiving. Parades and football on TV. Huge feast. Getting together with family. Getting the day off of work. Yep, thanksgiving rocks. Especially since I love turkey, ham, taters and gravy, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, and all that jazz. Then a huge nap after dinner:)

Anyway, in honor of Thanksgiving, I present to you, the loyal e53 viewer, the 1rst annual Cooncreek, IA Thanksgiving Day Parade! Enjoy!

The next chapter of ROBOFAN has arrived! So sit back, relax, take off your shoes, have a sip of brandy, and get reading. Enjoy!

Back by popular demand, a new chapter in the epic saga called ROBOFAN. I have returned with re-newed ambition and motivation. I appreciate all the comments and as always love to hear what you think of my stories.

Once again, I give you, ROBOFAN! In, Attack of the Lil’ Ones!

This is part two of ROBOFAN IV. I didn’t mean to split it up but it came out that way. Zach and Putz came to get me and I wasn’t quite done writing it yet so I made it a two parter. For those that don’t know, I went to the Jagermeister music tour in Davenport yesterday to see Hatebreed and Slayer. I don’t care what anyone says, but Slayer just fucking rocks.

Anyway, on to the story. Will Gatsby find the person who stole Gatsbymobile? Are disgruntled midget porn-stars actually plotting against Gatsby? Did the curious ketchup message mean that ROBOFAN has a brother that seeks revenge? Will Brandon get a cooler part in this story? Will Paul die again?

Let’s find out shall we?

Once again, story people. Don’t panic, robots are not invading earth, yet:)

This story may or may not include the following: Evil Robots, Cripples, Irish, Midgets, Olympia Beer, Tenderloins, Emo/Goth Teens, Espionage, Rock and Roll, Hate Rays, Cloning experiments, Disturbing restraunt condiments, Daria, extreme acts of laziness, and possibly people being “whacked”. If any of these offend you or you are weak of mind or weak of butt, or furthermore, if you happen to be Polish. Do not continue.

If however you are extremely perverted and demented, French, curious, or gay, by all means, come on in!

I’m just kidding, you can come in too Paul:)