BoBo’s Blog-O-Rama

No, this isn’t Eminem lyric time. It is time to take a look at something very important. What pisses me off at the moment, and what makes me happy. Basically, what I am, feeling at the moment. I don’t often stop to tell everyone how I feel because I think talking about myself is boring and kind of self-centered. But seeing that I don’t have much else to do, I guess I will talk about me for awhile. I’ll try to keep the format as simple as possible. One at a time I will list of things that piss me off and things that don’t. I may list a reason but for the most part, I shouldn’t need one. I will keep the lists seperate for your convenience.

First, the pissed list:
I am pissed at,
Boredom
White Buicks
Broken leg
Kobe Bryant
Missed concerts
Being broke
The government
Recall elections
Gary Coleman
Humidity
Reality TV
Sleeplessness
Flashbacks of certain events that happened a month ago
Not being able to play the drums
Not having a guitar
The fact that it will be even longer until my Dio collection is complete
Generic Cereal in bags
My mom
Whoever hit my 92-year old great-grandma in the parking lot with their car
The person’s insurance company that wont give the above any money
Crutches
Wheelchairs
Physical Therapy
Actors who pretend that their real people in commercials
Vagisil ads during lunch
Telemarketers
Junk Mail
Spam
Real Spam
Seriously, spam is gross
People who don’t pay attention while driveing
Including driving with cell-phones
SUV’s
People who drive SUV’s
The Mall
Wal-Mart
Religious fruits
People who talk about their opinions and beliefs as fact
Cripples who call themselves handicaped
Jessica Lynch getting more publicity than soldiers that died
Asshole ungrateful dune coons that continue sneak attacks on our troops
Bottled water
People who drink Bottled water
Saturn Ion
Gas prices jumping up because of a blackout
Pop ups
MTV and MTV’s refusal to play music
Pop and the fact that it’s still called music
Dio being underrated
Ozzy being WAY overrated
Baseball
No guitar solos in St. Anger
No more albums for Pantera except a best of
Extremely slow internet
Rap artists and their Bling Bling whatever the fuck that is
Fast and the Furious looking cars
The above drivers aditudes
Fishing shows
Shows on cable that involve remodeling someone else’s house
Gay oriented programing
The French
Edited for TV movies
Censorship in general
Not having Mr. Cat anymore
People who sue McDonalds for being fat
People who blame everyone else for everything that happens
Infomercials for shit no-one needs
Technology no-one needs
Cancer
Death Metal singers who sound like Cookie Monster
Bootylicious being in the dictionary now
Veggieburger
Well, that’s enough for now

Now let’s go to happy things:
The fact I’m still alive
I will see Metallica and Dio again in time
Vacation from work
Get well cards
Chocolate pie
Heavy fucking metal music
Great Friends who come see me (sometimes)
The internet and it’s vast expanses of porn
Gary the Rat
Ice Cream
Puppies and kitties
Blabbering aimlessly on the Internet
Smiley faces like this:)
Real TV
Reno 911
Playboy
Masturbation
Roseanne’s show getting cancelled
The fact that if all goes well, I will get a new bike
and a new car
and some drums
and an ESP Explorer
and likely lots more friends:)
Going to movies for free in the wheelchair
Comedy movies

Ever notice that it’s harder to think of stuff that makes you happy than it is to think of stuff that pisses you off? I could go on for hours about stuff that pisses me off. Just a thought.

lol (lot’s of love) lod (lot’s of death) lov (lot’s of violence) and most of all
loc (lot’s of cheeseburgers)

That is all. The Bobo has spoken.

Chao!